When there’s a slow song at a school dance
Everyone’s slow dancing like
But then there’s me, and I don’t have anyone to dance with, so I’m like
The awkward moment when your friend leaves you alone with someone you don’t know…
Why do these bitches on horror movies ask the killer “Who are you?”
Bitch, do you expect the killer to say “Oh, hello, I am John Smith, here’s my identification card, now I’m gon’ kill you, okay?!”
I’m just there like;
Those couples who make out in front of you like this…
And you’re like:
